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Joke of the Day
"Baby, are you a silent movie? Because when you talk I don't hear shit."
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"Sorry I yelled 'killin' it' when your mom was eating that banana"
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"Twat did you say? I cunt hear you. Iv got an ear infucktion. Better assk again."