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Joke of the Day

"The Nokia 3310 was ahead of its time... Dust proof, water proof, had a nearly infinite battery life, indestructible, AND no audio jack!"

"I recently got very addicted to skiing My doctor told me I'm going down a slippery slope"

"If I wrote an autobiography I bet it wouldn't sell Story of my life.."

"[Obama giving Trump the White House tour] O: and here's the toaster, it tends to stick so don't be afraid to jam a fork in to get it workin"

"Do penises and testicles have much in common? Not really. There's a vas deferens between the two."

"Glass coffins - will they catch on? Remains to be seen!"

"Struggling with Christmas Presents??? If you're struggling to think of what to get someone for Christmas... Get them a fridge and watch their face light up when they open it!"

"What's dark, and usually involved in crime? A balaclava."

"What do you call a panda that graduates last in its class from medical school? Dr. Bear Li"

"Do you know the difference between a lawyer and a prostitute? Only one of them will stop screwing you after you're dead."