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Joke of the Day

"Why do people on acid listen to Dubstep? Because if they didn't drop the base it would be a neutral reaction and they wouldn't feel the psychedelic effects."

"A dyslexic put a dinner roll on a chair before he sat down... It was a pad bun."

"What do you call a man whose wife was the Queen, his daughter a Princess and his boss an Emperor, but he himself is no royal? Darth Vader."

"What do you call a quadriplegic time traveler? Marty Mcsit"

"These days you can't even say ''black paint'' anymore You have to politely ask, ""Tyrone, will you please paint the wall?"""

"You think you're hardcore? Watch THIS! *Drinks vodka straight from the potato*"

"Never fall for a tennis player... Love means nothing to them."

"What's red, bloody and hangs of the back of a train? Miscarriage."

"DOCTOR: Do you have any questions? ""Can I shower with this cast?"" DOCTOR: What do you think, guys? PHOEBE, JOEY, CHANDLER, MONICA: Sure!"

"If you think you aren't creative, buy a gym membership and see how many excuses you find not to use it."