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Joke of the Day

"What did Tom hanks do in the woods? He took a forrest dump."

"I found out someone's been impersonating me... Well two can play at that game."

"I went out to the shop earlier to buy a book called ""101 ways to improve your confidence"". I couldn't buy it though, the cashier would have laughed at me......"

"Why are Saturday and Sunday so strong? Because the rest are weekdays."

"What phrase do prostitutes and mafia members both say? You lookin to get whacked?"

"There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns in the hope that at least one of the puns would win. Unfortunately no pun in ten did."

"Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says, ""Boy it sure is hot in here!"" the other muffin says, ""HOLY SHIT! A talking muffin!!"""

"What did the soldering iron say to the capacitor? Go flux yourself!"

"What's 80 feet long and has 22 teeth? The front row of a Ted Nugent concert."

"How Did I Make It To The Middle East? Iran there."