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Joke of the Day
"I met Mrs. Right today Too bad she's already married."
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"When I get Christmas cards with pictures of my friends' kids on them, I just draw dicks all over their faces and send them back."
"Why are Japanese people so good at judo? You can't ippon a Nippon."
"I'd like to say the best moment of a woman's life is giving birth, but it's actually seeing an old nemesis and realizing she got really fat."
"Jokes What do pigs read"
"What is a man's most sensitive organ while masturbating? His ears"
"What did Jarod from subway get on his first night in jail? A foot long"
"What do you get when you cross Rogaine with Viagra? Don King"
"What do you call a guy with no arms and legs in a hot dog bun? Frank"
"Girl: ""Is that a gun in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?"" Guy: ""Both, now get in the van."""