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Joke of the Day
"Why are Japanese people so good at judo? You can't ippon a Nippon."
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"I always have to wear sleeveless shirts. Concealed carry isn't legal for *these guns!*"
"How do you tell if someone online is American? They keep their caps locked and guns loaded. (Not the best and not original)"
"People say I have a dry sense of humor. So when you hate everyone the word to describe that is dry now I guess."
"Whisper out to librarians!"
"I didn't find the food in Budapest very filling, so I left Hungary."
"If someone says ""I will do anything for you"" lean in really close and say ""There's a body in my basement and I can't eat it all by myself."""
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Ada ! Ada who ? Ada'mond is forever !"
"God loves everyone You know, it's in that book you hold up when you're yelling at gay people."
"No ""It's not complicated"". One of you is just a dumbass."