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Joke of the Day
"Q: What do you call a white, poofy space alien? A: Martianmallow."
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"JESUS: everyone loves me GABRIEL: wat about judas GOD: o snap JESUS: dad GOD: u've just been... JESUS: dont do this GOD: TOUCHED BY AN ANGEL"
"My niece just yelled ""MY DINNER IS BETTER THAN YOUR DINNER"" so I looked over and she was eating doritos with a fork"
"What did the dumb Electrical Apprentice say to the journeyman? I conduit"
"It's so simple to be wise. Just think of something stupid to say and then don't say it."
"Dang girl, are you a zombie? Cuz I'm bringing you back from the dead!"
"How does a blonde turn a light on after sex? She opens the car door."
"Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You would too if your name was ""adkwodrtrgfvnfif"""
"Why does a giraffe need such a long neck? Because its head is so far away from its body."
"I hate when people don't finish jokes"