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Joke of the Day
"Why doesn't men use make-up or perfume? Because we're beautiful and smell good!"
Next Joke
"And now I spend the rest of the day worrying about whether or not I removed the sticker from the apple I just ate."
"What's the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb? (gotta love the classics) You can unscrew a light bulb"
"sex toy. do you know about ISIS making there own sex dolls? it blows up itself."
"How do you circumsize a redneck? kick his sister in the jaw"
"What's the difference between a dirty bus-stop and a Lobster with boobs? one is a Crusty bus station, and the other is a Busty Crustacean!"
"What's the worst part about eating out a grandma? Have you ever pulled apart a grilled cheese sandwich?"
"What version of Counter-Strike do feminists get? Counter-Feminist: Globally Offended"
"You can be the most beautiful woman on the planet but if you can't cook don't worry I can"
"Me: I need to know what your office drug policy is. Him: No drugs. Me: Got it... Do you consider the parking lot to be part of the office?"