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"what base is it when he catches you sucking on a ketchup packet"
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"""You're on your own, kid."" - A Republican village."
"This hot girl asked me to recommend some music so i said Pink Floyd, she said ""I didn't know Pink used her last name as well"" Now she's dead"
"I used to be addicted to soap.... I'm clean now."
"Teacher: If you have five haystacks in one corner five in another and two in another how many would you have ? Pupil: One big haystack !"
"What is the opposite of a meme? youyou."
"Advises all the young people, ""Do not grow up; it's a trap!!"""
"inspired by frontpage's TIL about the guy fawkes mask: how many occupy protesters does it take to change a lightbulb? none, occupy protesters can't change anything."
"A seal walks into a club... _"
"What's the difference between a Nun in Church and a Nun in the bath One has Hope in her Soul the other has Soap in her Hole."