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Joke of the Day
"What's a rabbits' favorite movie? Rabbits of the Lost Ark."
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"[high] ME: dude, NASA faked the moon landing FRIEND: wait, u mean- ME: yep, the moon never landed at all, it's still out there somewhere"
"What do you call an imaginary color? A pigment of your imagination."
"putting a sweater on your dog?? lol what's next, another harmless thing that only bothers me because i'm lonely"
"In our fridge there is condensed milk, evaporated milk, vanilla and eggs. So I put a sticker on it saying, ""Warning: Highly Flannable."""
"Some people doubt my memory But I can remember last year as if it were yesterday."
"Conversation between Adam and Eve must have been difficult at times because they had nobody to talk about."
"I have an archaeology exam tomorrow And it doesn't matter if I pass or fail because either way... My future's in ruins."
"What do you call a cow masturbating? Beef stroganoff."
"What's Harry Potters favorite way of getting down a hill? Walking! (JK ROLLING)"