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Joke of the Day
"How did Hellen Keller's parents punish her? By rearranging the furniture."
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"Victoria's Secret is now selling 'Space Panties' They're for women who think their ass is out of this world."
"I watched ""The Edge of Tomorrow"" hundreds of times there seems to be an awful lot of alternative endings though."
"How long is the flight? A Polish man calls up an airline. ""How long is the flight from Chicago to Warsaw?"" ""One minute..."" ""Thank you."" *click*"
"when i see lovers names carved in a tree... When I see lovers' names carved in a tree, I don't think its cute. I just think it's crazy how many people bring knives on a date."
"I believe: - I can fly. - Children are the future. - Knowledge is power. - I will use my powers to defeat the future children."
"""You know what this sexist comment needs? Acoustic guitar."" -country music"
"Where would you find an Egyptian psychopathic swimmer? In denial."
"1. Africa's the 2nd most populous continent on earth.So when U meet an African abroad,dont ask us if we know sme other African U met before"
"What do you get when you cross a chicken with a duck? A bird that lays down !"