109605

Joke of the Day

"Why are Eastern-Europeans so racist on average? They're waiting for one more dictator to treat them like animals before confirming that racism sucks."

"thats one giant leap for mankind, and also a giant leap for puppies. scruffy keep your helmet on"

"School is like a boner. It's long and hard unless you're asian."

"Sometimes I like to play God and just ignore everyone when they talk to me."

"A roasted peanut is a regular peanut that was made fun of by celebrity peanuts."

"What do you call a snobbish criminal going down the stairs? A condescending con descending I'll see myself out"

"Since Greece is likely to default... one could say the gyro-zone is going to leave the euro-zone."

"What did one ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing... It just waved."

"Knock knock Who's there? Bill bill Bill Bill. Worst fucking joke ever"

"What does Belathor call his balls? His treasures."