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Joke of the Day

"I really like that new Westworld show. But sex with robots makes me uncomfortable. Every time I try it - my nuts get pinched in her gearbox"

"I stepped on a corn flake Now I'm a cereal killer."

"A friend of mine tried to annoy me with bird puns... But then I realised toucan play at that game."

"""I'm so over you."" - A blanket."

"My wife is an archaeologist I met her at a dig site, we carbon dated for a while and the rest is history."

"How would you get four reindeer in a car? Two in the front and two in the back! And how do you get four polar bears in a car? Take the reindeer out first"

"Why does ISIS like sheep? Is-Lamb!"

"What did the two lesbian vampires say to each other? Same time next month?"

"Classic Insult Boyfriend: Can you be the moon of my life? Girlfriend: Awww Yes sweetheart..! Boyfriend: Great! then Stay 9,955,887.6 kms awy from me..!!"

"one of my friends told me she's pregnant 10 weeks and 9 days pregnant."