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Joke of the Day
"I stepped on a corn flake Now I'm a cereal killer."
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"What do you call a German sausage fest? Wurst orgy ever."
"Waiter there is a spider drowning in my soup ! It hardly looks deep enough to drown in sir !"
"Idea: a neck tattoo that depicts a man having an unsuccessful job interview because of his neck tattoo"
"If you love someone just tell them. Or get drunk and text them 75 times, that's practically the same thing."
"Donald Trump has done so much good for American education. Now instead of citing my sources on an English paper, I can just write down, ""I know it, you know it, everybody knows it."""
"How do you piss off a male archaeologist? You take a shit in his car."
"What do you call an 80lb midget with 40lb testicles? (SFW) Half nuts!"
"Never make the same mistake twice. Make it three times. Be sure."
"What's the difference between Hillary Clinton and Bill Clinton? Bill has had sex in the White House."