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Joke of the Day
"Girl: ""Hey, whats up?"" Boy: ""If I tell you, will you sit on it?"" "
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"QUESTION: Why should a honeymoon only be six days? ANSWER: Because seven days makes a whole week."
"What do you call it when fish stop having babies? Minnow-pause"
"I went to the races yesterday. The horse I bet on was so slow, the jockey kept a diary of the trip."
"Am I the only one who wants to write ""Over"" at the end of my tweets? Over."
"What is someone who just got left at the alters least favorite fruit? Cantaloupe"
"Friend: You know that country song that goes- Me: No."
"Why did the president start the bar fight? So he could pass the bill."
"What do you call the space in between Pamela Anderson's breasts? Silicon Valley"
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