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Joke of the Day

"I wish there was enough room on TV for another show called Judge Judy, but where people just stood around criticizing a woman named Judy."

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"Doctor: I'm glad to say the ear operation was a success Patient: WHAT"
"What do you call a bad pun? Punishment."
"What do you call a man with his hand up a horses ass? An Amish mechanic. A favorite from Robin Williams"
"[home late] Where were you? ""Uh, with my.. gf?"" Gf? Well, tell us about her! What's her name? [commercial on tv] uh.. Lisa.. Brandnewtoyota"
"Don't try to tell me that hungry is not an emotion because I feel that in my soul."
"This doctor once told me eating a bagel was like eating 5 slices of bread and I was like ok, cool, I like bread"
"What kind of tumors do tough guys get? Heman-giomas"
"It's too beautiful to stay inside today. That's why I moved my bed closer to the window."
"Truthful Tuesday: The last time I had sex, I was so excited afterward I fired my musket skyward, alerting the Confederates to our presence."