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Joke of the Day
"R.I.P Dense Water Vapour. You will always be mist."
Next Joke
"Whenever I go home from work... Have to make sure to leave an hour to sober up!"
"So they're making a documentary on Canadian wildlife. I hear it's going to be a mooseterpiece."
"A cop that contemplates his existence: Philofficer"
"My friend told me that I just don't understand irony. Which was ironic because we were at a bus stop at the time."
"Stranger danger is a very real thing. They nearly always react badly to proposals."
"What do you call a seabird who's easily taken in? Gullible."
"A bIack man walks into a bar... and his cell mate laughs his ass off."
"There are two cow's are in the field and the cow said moo and the different cows said that's what I was going to say!!!!! Because they are cows"
"What did the dog say when he sat on sand paper? Ruff"