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Joke of the Day

"You guys remember back before Google when we would just sit around and wonder about shit ....?"

"Who does Batman call when he needs to cool down his expensive drinks? The Just-Ice League."

"Not funny, people. I lost both my parents to a Hot Tub Time Machine."

"Instead of playing FarmVille I just send blank email messages to myself and then delete them."

"Nothing screams ""I don't care about being on time for work"" like hopping on Twitter first thing in the morning."

"I know this gay person whose boyfriend took too much Viagra once. I hate how he's always butthurt about it."

"I don't think so unnamed henchman shooting at the main character."

"Did you hear about the Indian who drank too much tea? Yep, he died in his tea pee."

"JOKE: What's an easy way on /r/jokes to find feminism jokes? Just look for ones that have a ""JOKE:"" disclaimer"

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