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Joke of the Day
"If two vegetarians are arguing Is it considered a beef?"
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"*leans into microphone* My question is for Salt-N-Pepa. ""Hi"" ""Hey"" Hi.""Push It"" is about takin a dump, right? ""No"" ""Nope"" *hands friend $5*"
"What are you people doing? making this crap up."
"I'm in a constant battle between wanting a hot body and wanting a hot fudge sundae."
"So the local Spandex store just closed The local spandex store closed down... ... I guess they couldn't expand"
"Will carrying a torch save you from an attacking bear? Depends on how fast you can carry it."
"So my girlfriend called me a pedophile the other day... And I said that's a big word for a 5 year old."
"I'll never forget what my grandad said before he kicked the bucket ""Watch me kick that bucket"""
"What is Obama's least favorite Christmas Carol? Let It Snowden."
"Why did the two tampons not talk to each other? They were both stuck up cunts."