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Joke of the Day
"The sad porno What did the man say after he saw a sad porno? -That one was a real tear jerker."
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"REMINDER: Joe Biden is the only American vice president in the last 15 years who hasn't shot a friend in the face."
"Why was the rooster happy after his trip to Vegas? He got clucky."
"My wife asked me: ""What's the most risky, dangerous food you've ever eaten."" Me: ""wedding cake""."
"What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground Beef. What do you call a cow with two legs? Your mom"
"Well, I was going to make a joke about pizza, but it was too cheesy..."
"There are 10 types of people in this world... Those who know binary and those who don't."
"How many communists does it take to change a light bulb? Two. One guy to screw in the light bulb, and the other guy to shoot him if he doesn't do it right."
"What do you call a dinosaur you just insulted? T-REKT."
"*gets email* -Do you want to chat with hot nineteen-year olds in your area?- *responds* ""Can any of them help me with this iTunes update?"""