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Joke of the Day

"Chuck Norris isn't real... If he had been real, he would've come here and probably smash my head on my keyboarjfjcjcndndjxucbfjdi oejebhh jdudyehsbsj"

"I really, really need to stop eating clocks It is very time consuming"

"A man has a sore throat and goes to the doctor... Doctor: ""Your tonsils gotta come out."" Patient: ""I want a second opinion!"" Doctor: ""Okay, I don't like your haircut."""

"Two cannibals were having their dinner. One said to the other ""I don't like your friend."" The other one said ""Well put him to one side and just eat the vegetables."""

"I think my ex girlfriend is obsessed with me... I just found a picture of us together in a bin outside her house!"

"What is the best Cabinet post for Donald Trump? Secretary of 'De-Fence"""

"Tomorrow I am going to dig up and open the time capsule I buried when I was a kid. Cannot wait to see how big my puppy has gotten!"

"Jon Snow is an idiot He should've just given their watch back when they asked."

"CAT: Can u check my blood pressure? DR DOG: *places cuff around cat's neck* Sure CAT: Shouldnt that go on m- DR DOG: *inflating cuff* Ssshhh"

"How do you cut pizza? With Little Ceasar's."