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Joke of the Day

"I left three Cleveland Browns tickets on my windshield before yesterday's game. I came back and there were nine."

"What's the difference between an angler and a dunce? One baits his hooks while the other hates his books."

"No time to exercise? Get the results of a 30 minute workout in only 3 seconds by accidentally stepping on your cat on the stairs in the dark"

"How do you take a pig to hospital? By hambulance!"

"If I had a nickel for every racist thing I've ever said I'd have a small loan of a million dollars."

"A priest, a jew, and an atheist all walk into a bar... ...You'd think one of them would've seen it!"

"""I have to inform you that you're sitting in an exit row and are legally required to take a photo of the plane wing and post it on Facebook"""

"A customer was due change of 22 cents so the cashier threw it at him."

"Starting a hammock company for kids called Kidnaps and maybe I need to rethink some things."

"When someone texts you k', just reply, ""L M N O P Q R S T you V W X why Z"""