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Joke of the Day
"Why did the Mexican jump the border? To get back to Mexico"
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"My muslim neighbour invited me to this 'jihad party' he organised Everyone had a blast!"
"What do you call? (NSFW) What do you call a woman with no legs? I've got no idea, but have you seen the mess a snail makes?"
"If you've never gotten stuck in a dress you tried on over your clothes in the middle of a clothing store, then you're not me."
"Put glitter on top of all your friends ceiling fans blades. Wait til spring Enjoy"
"What does a radical, democrat and republican have in common? They both want to make money off of other people's work!"
"Confucius say lucky girl is girl who meet boy in park and lucky boy is boy who park meat in girl"
"What does an elephant use for a tampon? A sheep."
"Gimmie a topic and I'll make a joke. Go."
"""Grandma, may i play with your tits?"" ""Sure, honey! Just don't run away too far!"""