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Joke of the Day

"Felt sad when I heard Taylor Swift is now with Tom Hiddleston. Apparently, my subconscious thought I had a chance with Tom Hiddleston."

"What do physics majors do when they hit the club? They torque it.."

"Ellen Degeneres died today... ... they found her face down in Rosie O'Donnell."

"""Do not iron"" Like that was ever going to happen..."

"What did the horny frog say? Rub-it"

"Black Car I want a black car with a bumper sticker that says ""I'm not racist, my car is black."""

"Be a part of history! Die in a catastrophic natural disaster."

"Like if you remember only having 3 TV channels to choose from and YOU were the remote!"

"What do you call a potato with one oar? A row-tater."

"Really discouraging that there's still bald people in sci fi movies."