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Joke of the Day

"Why did the baker have brown hands? Because he kneaded a poo!!"

"If I were a male porn star My name would be Jesus and right before each money shot I would say, ""Get on your knees and close your eyes. Jesus is coming soon."""

"Autocorrect is a great feature... but it can also be your worst enema."

"Teenage Mutant African Mammals Lionardo Giraffael Rhinotello Michelantelope"

"You know what they say about Hitler? He was this tall and he lived over there."

"Hey girl, are you a compressed file? 'cause I wanna unzip you and open you up."

"How do you find a naked man in a nudist colony? It's not hard."

"How did the hipster burn his mouth? He sipped his coffee before it was cool."

"[makes eye contact with someone through crack in bathroom stall] hey"

"What is reddit's favourite country M'laysia (sorry, my friends and I are drunk and we think it's funny)"