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Joke of the Day

"95% of the world is retarded I'm glad I'm part of the 10%"

"Did you hear about the ghost who learnt to fly? He was pleased to be back on terror-firma."

"Talk to your kids about drugs. Maybe they have better connections than you."

"What is the difference between a chihuahua humping your leg and a pit bull humping your leg? The pit bull gets to finish."

"Religion That is all"

"What's another word for cinnamon? Synonym."

"Did you hear about the chemist who died of lead poisoning? He tried to make himself a Pb&J sandwich"

"My father used to be a soap dealer... ...Don't worry, he's squeaky clean now."

"I've thought about it, and there still is no good reason for me to grow up."

"Customer: Waiter I can't eat this meal. Waiter: Why not? It looks all right to me. Customer: I don't have a fork."