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Joke of the Day

"I put a chameleon on a red dildo... He blushed."

"Best joke you came up with yourself? A lot of people think that Saudi Arabians are uninformed. What do you expect? They live under Iraq (a rock)."

"""Dad do you believe in Buddha?"" ""Why of course but I think margarine is just as good."""

"What did the Russian man say to the boy after he did nice for someone? That was *Cher-i-nobyl* of you"

"""Wow, that milk is spoiled!"" *milk drives by in a fancy car his parents bought him*"

"Which chord do pedophiles like the most? A minor"

"Did you hear about that nightclub for birds? Was Rave'n"

"With the amount of people who hide their identity online you'd think this place is rampant with superheroes."

"its prettey gutsy that u call urself a salad, potato salad"

"What's the difference between Hitler and Michael Phelps? One can finish a race."