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Joke of the Day

"In preschool, I became friends with a little girl I showed her mine, and she showed me hers. However, a preschool teacher found out about it, and I was fired."

"Just got back from Germany... and let me tell ya, their meat is the Wurst."

"One advantage of being a woman is no one can surprise you with a kid years later and tell you you're the mom."

"""Hello, barman? Give me another drink!"" I yelled. He said, ""I think you've had enough, sir."" ""What makes you say that?"" I laughed. He said, ""I'm a taxi driver."""

"HELP!!! I forgot it's Mother's Day! I need some quick Mother's Day Present."

"""Is it a stupid question to ask how many parks there are in New York?"" It's not a stupid question. It's actually quite difficult to count, as more and more Koreans are moving here every day..."

"The US Treasury announced Harriet Tubman will replace Andrew Jackson on the $20 So there's going to be a whole new bill in the black market."

"Colin from ""Whose Line Is It Anyway"" just quit. Apparently he felt like he was making a Mochrie of himself."

"How do you get four old ladies to say the F word? Have the fifth one say.... BINGO!"

"Some psychologists say that sleeping naked can help boost a person's confidence, but nobody in this park seems to appreciate it."