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Joke of the Day
"I think I'm gonna fail my Women in Islam class The course covers everything"
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"A man with Deja vu walks into a bar."
"*walks into starbucks* Me: HEY ANY ASPIRING AUTHORS HERE?? SOMEONE FROM PENGUIN PUBLISHING OUTSIDE!!! *has choice of any table*"
"I think I could start a pretty successful company that makes nothing but excuses."
"McD's drive thru: Welcome back. Me: Welcome back? That's pretty presumptuous. MDT: ... M: ... MDT: The usual? Me: Yeah. Thanks Brenda."
"The other day someone left a piece of plasticine in my house. I didn't know what to make of it."
"Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm a schizophrenic... ...and the mental health system is failing me miserably."
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"People belittle the internet ""talking about a dress"" as if we're busy solving problems otherwise."