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Joke of the Day
"Isn't it ironic how so many females are attracted to assholes, but rarely say ""yes"" to anal?"
Next Joke
"Do cannibals prefer red or white wine with dinner? They're not fussed, as long as it's full bodied."
"Husband: ""Honey, at work I fainted, and Natalie took me to the doctor. He says I need a brain surgery in 72 hours and blood transfusion also."" Wife: ""Who is Natalie?"""
"I went to the zoo the other day.. I went to the zoo the other day, but there was only one animal... It was a Shit-zoo"
"Taxidermist's Wife: Whatcha thinkin' about? Taxidermist: Stuff."
"Women are like voltron... the more you hook up the better it is"
"A little boy comes downstairs in the middle of the night and asks for a cup of water. Dad: OK, but that's the 730th one you've had tonight... Boy: I know, but my room's still on fire"
"The guy behind me at the grocery store only had energy drinks, root beer & gummie lifesavers, so I asked how far into assassins creed he was"
"What do you call a salty white person? A saltine."
"Right on, adults who are excited for Halloween. I too get excited about things meant for kids. Last week I lost my shit because I saw a frog"