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Joke of the Day

"The main thing I want this holiday season is for someone to wake me when it's over."

"You should never lie through your teeth. Open your mouth and speak properly."

"Did you hear about the hippy that drowned at the beach? Apparently he was too far out."

"My mom learning how to use twitter is like the raptors figuring out how to open doors in Jurassic Park."

"Did you hear that Jared from Subway might have been involved with child pornography? Sounds like he was just trying to beat fresh."

"What's the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus? It only took one nail to hang the picture of Jesus."

"Why was the monkey attracted to the paint? Cuz it was yellow and appealing! Sorry if this is bad. Seen too many of the same jokes here and I wanted to add an original joke."

"Don McClean's wife just surpassed American Pie as his greatest hit."

"what's the opposite of a Mexican? a Mexican't"

"What do you call the history of a car? An autobiography."