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Joke of the Day
"Life is not a problem to be solved, but a reality to be experienced."
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"Grammar joke I told my girlfriend ""sweetie, I want you beside me, in front of me,behind me, on top of me, under me, and to the left and right of me"" she said ""Honey, are you prepositioning me?"""
"None of my boyfriends even know they're dating me."
"I had a dog with no legs.. I named him cigarette so I could take him for a drag."
"Having sex is like playing an instrument. When you do it right, you'll start hearing noises."
"Eternal life Police have arrested a man for selling pills that promise eternal life. Records show that it was the fourth time he has been arrested. His previous arrests were in 1760,1839, and 1946."
"I find puns about bones to be... quite Humerus!"