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Joke of the Day
"Today I accidentally hit on the mirror It cracked me up"
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"A woman walks in to a bar and asks the barman for a double entendre So he gave her one."
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"A man walks into a bar, looks at the bartender and says...... please fill in a punch line"
"Nothing makes me feel less like you really do wish me the best than signing your emails ""Best,""."
"Luke Skywalker and Yoda are on a ride when... **Luke**: *Are we on the right course, Master Yoda?*. **Yoda**: *Off course we are*."
"Why did Jim Morrison cross the road? To break on through to the other side! Credit goes to [Savage Chickens.](http://www.savagechickens.com/2005/03/door-number-one.html)"
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"Last night I had an Ant on me... Okay, I guess she was more of a Cougar."
"I live a Sinatra lifestyle. I'm just being frank with you."