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Joke of the Day
"Today I accidentally hit on the mirror It cracked me up"
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"Baby seal So a baby seal walks into a club..."
"""To be is to do"" - Socrates. ""To do is to be"" - Nietzsche. ""Do be do be do"" - Sinatra. ""Beep beep beep"" - R2D2."
"I believe meat is murder, vegetables are burglary, bread is mail fraud and dairy is impersonating a police officer."
"My dyslexic friend sobbed uncontrollably as he confessed that he kept spelling his own name backwards I really do feel for Bob."
"Stranger: Sir your fly is down... Me: Oh geez! Thanks. *Bends down and picks up fly* Me: He's had some wing issues lately"
"Thanks for explaining the word ""many"" to me... It means a lot."
"How does a Nazi high five? Up heil, down low!"
"Wherever you go, hold your head high like you actually did something with your life at some point. It fools most people."
"Why do you call an angry bear? A grrrrrrrizzly bear"