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Joke of the Day
"Facebook Status: I caught your boyfriend having internet sex with one of my Farmville sheep."
Next Joke
"Shopping for Melons My wife sent me to the supermarket with a grocery list, but when I unfolded and read it, all it said was ""melons"". I guess it was the honey dew list."
"BUT BUT BUT BUT BUT BUT BUT BUT BUT BUT BUT BUT BUT BUT BUT BUT BUT BUT BUT BUT BUT BUT BUT BUT I like big buts. I can not lie."
"What's the worlds most forceful fig? The Fig Newton."
"Hate when I'm being chased by a shark and I make it to land, only to find out he's tied to the back of a tiger."
"What is Donald Trump telling Barack Obama supporters? Orange is the new Black."
"What do you call a family of 8 rabbits? One rabbyte"
"The worst part about being stoned at work is realizing it's your day off."
"Me: I can't seem to lose weight CW: Have you tried cutting back on your sugar intake Me:*stirring coffee with snickers bar* What do you mean"
"Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Because it had nobody to go with."