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"I like my showers like I like my women Hot, wet and finished in 20 minutes."
"What did one strand of yarn say to the other? I'm not ready to dye, I still have a few ends to tie up. ""Ball up..."""
"""Doc, I can't stop singing The Green, Green Grass of Home. He said: 'That sounds like Tom Jones syndrome.' 'Is it common?' I asked. ""It's not unusual"", he replied."
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"The USA just beat Germany 2-0 Just like the score for the World Wars."
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