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Joke of the Day
"I just saw a Nazi drive past me at 88 mph Probably going Back to the Fuhrer"
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"What do recent college graduates and felons have in common? It takes three to five years before anyone will hire them."
"My X made the worst coffee. I thought it was grounds for divorce."
"Teacher: Where is the English Channel? Student: I don't know, my tv doesn't pick it up"
"I know I shouldn't, but I treat blacks and whites the same Speed Wash cycle."
"What do Catholics priests and Justin Beiber have in common? They're both fucking immature arseholes."
"Did you hear about the eel party last night? It was electric"
"Meth, because teeth are annoying."
"Why did Van Gogh become a painter? Because he didn't have an ear for music."
"How do you find Will Smith in the snow? You look for fresh prints"