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Joke of the Day
"I just saw a Nazi drive past me at 88 mph Probably going Back to the Fuhrer"
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"Just need to grow I wanted to grow my own food but I couldn't get bacon seeds anywhere."
"What does a nosey pepper do? Get Jalapeno business."
"Why did the Bear dissolve in water? He was polar"
"Putin and Medvedev go to a hooker. The hooker is sucking Putin off and Medvedev is fucking her from behind. Medvedev: Should we swap? Putin: Sure, you can swap."
"The relationship between a man and a woman is psychological. She's a psycho and he's logical."
"I got an escort for my grandpa's 100th birthday. She said that she would give him super sex. He said ""I'll take the soup."""
"How do you know if a hippie was at your house? He's still there."
"What do you do when your dishwasher stops working? Punch her in the stomach."
"Our last fight was my fault.. My wife asked me ""whats on the tv?"" I said ""dust."""