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Joke of the Day
"How do you ask a priest to hand you the spaghetti? Pasta pasta, pasta."
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"What can save Russian Bear Snow den."
"My girlfriend didn't think I could make a car out of spaghetti... So I drove pasta."
"Person says: ""It's hard to raise a family"" Necromancer says: ""Not if their graves are next to each other"""
"What fungus always gets its ass beat? shittalking mushrooms"
"What am I? I have 4 eyes, hundreds of legs, and wings. What am I? A liar."
"What do you call four rats on a mathematical equation? A quadratic equation :)"
"If a bunch of white people running down a hill is an avalanche, what is a bunch of black people running down a hill? A prison break."
"Two men walk into a bar... ... but a third man ducks."
"How can you tell if a loaf of bread is a boy or girl? Feel around for the dough nuts"