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Joke of the Day
"You're having a big wedding? Cool. I'm having a Big Mac"
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"What's the difference between Hillary's staff and Bill's staff? Bill's staff waited until after the election to suck."
"Why are feet so funny? Because they're ""heel areas"" ... I'll show myself out"
"When I die... ...have The Gravedigger run over my hearse with me in it."
"A shower so cold, you call it by your exes name"
"Having gay parents must be horrible You either get twice the usual amount of dad jokes or get stuck in an infinite loop of ""go ask your mom"""
"How do you catch a Douchebag? JerkBait."
"Sex without love is like ice cream without sprinkles... still pretty fcuking awesome."
"Star Wars newest Droid..... How does the newest round Star Wars droid relieve his sexual tension? He master-BB8's"
"Did you hear about the terrorist on the talent show!? apparently he blew the judges away!"