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Joke of the Day

"Who's the chief of the internet? E-ronimo!"

"The toilet bowl tells the bathtub... ""I've seen more ass than you ever had"". The Bathtub replied ""Yeah, but at least I don't take shit from everybody""."

"Marijuana does have an adverse effect on my spelling skills. It's to the point that Google even knows when I'm high."

"What kind of pants does Mario wear? Denim Denim Denim"

"What's the difference between a baby and baby Alien? One bursts into tears. The other bursts out of tears"

"Pythagoras was a skeptic... ...but now he believes in angles"

"What does a black and white bear use to cook it's dinner? A pan, duh!"

"Doctor Doctor I keep thinking I'm a frog What's wrong with that I think I'm going to croak"

"Q: What do you call a brunette and three blondes in a corner? A: You don't you see if you've got 3 condoms."

"I'm not racist because it's a crime. And crime is for black people."