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Joke of the Day

"What did Hitler say when 7 ate 9? NEINNN!!"

"Who do Canadians call when their car breaks down? Triple, eh?"

"Mom: Want to come over for dinner? Me: No thanks, already ate Mom: What did you have? Me: Peanut butter Mom: With? Me: Spoon"

"My phone didn't get a ring all day. . Then I forgot I had it in lebron mode."

"I'm going on an all breadcrumb diet because I've never seen a duck with a double chin."

"Q: Why did the comedian do time? A: Is it cause his jokes killed? (Nope, one in ten dead)"

"Chuck Norris's tears cure cancer... Too bad he has never cried."

"Prosecutor: Mr. Clinton did you have an improper relationship with Monica Lewinsky? Pres: Improper? ... Ain't nothing improper about that. That was one of the the sweetest interns I've ever had."

"I have no problem getting women into the sack... ... it's getting the sack into the back of my van that's the problem."

"I hear my ex is now into cross dressing & looking for same. At least that's what the Craigslist ad I just posted on his behalf says."