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Joke of the Day

"What did the deaf, blind, crippled kid get for Christmas? Cancer."

"How do you confuse one whom is gay? Seven"

"A game I bought my Pokemon-Go playing friend caused her to have a brief panic attack. In hindsight, the latest Counter-Strike probably wasn't a good idea..."

"Today, I lost my mood ring. I don't know how I feel about that..."

"How do you get a fat lady in a car? Piece of cake."

"I require Latvian Jokes Please, they're so funny."

"What do you call a blonde who dyes her hair brunette? Artificial intelligence *edit: I kinda thought it was funny, and* poof *it has 3000 upvotes. Thanks for the motivation*"

"why did the blonde have a blue vagina? she didn't fully understand the label ""finger paint""."

"Not sure if I actually like movies or just like looking at something while I eat popcorn."

"I carry around a note in my wallet that says, ""The curse must be passed, I'm so sorry"" in case it's ever stolen."