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Joke of the Day

"Almir Payday 2 That is all, thank you."

"Sorry Im late, I saw that Spongebob episode where he's a lifeguard but cant swim, even though they live underwater & now my brain is leaking"

"What's brass and sounds like Tom Jones? Trombones."

"So there was a kidnapping in one of the local schools Teacher woke him up though."

"NSFW, What did Hitler say to the black Jew? GET TO THE BACK OF THE OVEN!"

"Did you hear about the crowd of Catholic priests at baby Gap? The sign in the window advertised ""Little Boys Pants Half Off!"""

"Happy Independence Day Except For Slaves Day!"

"Do you know what they call leprechaun pee? Urine luck!"

"Great big polar bear(she says what?) It broke the ice!"

"Why did the snowman have his pants down? Because he heard the snowblower was coming."