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Joke of the Day
"""slippery when wet"" signs should be on everything."
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"Why couldn't the lizard get it up? He had ereptile dysfunction."
"""Dark Side Tech Support."" ""Hi. My hand lightning won't work. The hate's flowing thru me, but nada."" ""Try turning the hate off & on again."""
"another polish joke why do polish people keep empty bottles in the fridge? for those that don't want anything to drink"
"I started a merkabah business. It really took off."
"Hey baby, you must be from Ireland because when I look at you, my penis is Dublin"
"I was surprised Oscar Pistorius owned a gun in the first place. I would have thought he preferred blades."
"""I see an Irish man walking..."" Short I see an Irish man walking with only one shoe on. I tell him ""You're only wearing one shoe, you stupid cunt"". The Irish man replies ""No, I found one."""
"I hate it when I mean to buy seedless grapes but instead I accidentally get...well you know... Oreos."
"Chinese kid was born before the due date Parents named him Sudden Lee."