82265

Joke of the Day

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Betsy ! Betsy who ? Betsy of all it's a cadillac !"

"My wife asked me ""will you marry someone else if I die?"". "" Of course not "", I said. ""I'm not doing the same mistake twice"""

"How do Amish guys know if its a romantic candlelit dinner or just regular dinner?"

"I was feeling great about myself when I saw my number on the womens bathroom wall 'for a good time'. Then I recognized my hand writing."

"What's the difference between a Jew and a canoe? A canoe occasionally tips"

"""I wasn't born yesterday"" - Lying newborn baby"

"Don't break anybody's heart, they have only one. Break their bones, they have 206."

"I have new strategy for getting my wife to have sex with me... When we are in bed I just talk and talk until she has sex with me just to shut me up. I call it filibusting a nut."

"I screwed up self-checkout at the supermarket and had to ask myself if I could see a manager."

"Dracula Why is Dracula's favorite subject in school Math? Because he likes to Count."