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Joke of the Day
"What did the gay cow say just before sex? STICK IT IN MY ANGUS"
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"""Are you ignorant or just apathetic?"" ""I don't know, and I don't care."""
"Have you heard about the collapse of the boxer shorts industry? apparently it was quite brief."
"What do you call a viking cemetary? A grey fjord."
"10 years ago today, Canada received its first indoor toilet."
"I love being a mosquito... People always clap when I'm around!"
"What did Santa say when he went to a brothel? Hoe hoe hoe!"
"Your Momma so dumb She bought a book on how to read"
"If Abraham Lincoln were alive today, what would he be famous for? Old age."
"A Morning After pill but for over eating."