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Joke of the Day

"when the doctor starts putting on latex gloves at your next physical, a fun thing to do is to whip out your own pair & put them on too"

"[overhears wife complaining about me on phone] he's always overreacting and making a mess *spits chocolate milk everywhere* ARE YOU SERIOUS?"

"Man Desperately Clicks Away From Article He Didn't Realize Was A Video"

"Why did the Fonz have red eyes? Because he had **AYYY** fever!"

"If you watch an Apple store get robbed... Are you an iWitness?"

"They fired a Mexican guy at work the other day, he was a really hard worker. We hope the find some Juan to replace him soon we are getting tired of working overtime."

"What does a racist decorate in their home for the holidays? Their bigotry."

"What did the clock do after the good meal? He went back four seconds."

"My buddy David lost his id so now I just call him Dave."

"I found a great way to stop procrastinating! I'll tell you guys later."