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Joke of the Day

"when the doctor starts putting on latex gloves at your next physical, a fun thing to do is to whip out your own pair & put them on too"

"Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The ceremony wasn't much, but I hear the reception was excellent."

"My dad drowned while at work in a vat of cake mix I know it sounds unlikely but there were some very strong currants"

"Why did the burger sit beside the telephone? Incase onion rings"

"How many Jews does it take to fix a country? -6 million"

"Of course I don't put Christmas presents under the tree for the CAT! That's just silly. She gets a stocking."

"how do you think the unthinkable? with an ithberg!"

"I smoked e-cigs for so long that I got e-cancer. I'm ok though, I just swallowed a Norton Antivirus cd and it cleared things up."

"My password is the last 9 digits of pi."

"Paris Hilton's chihuahua Tinkerbell died yesterday. Purses are being held at half-mast."