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Joke of the Day
"I thought my daughter was studying oceanography It turns out she was just a C student"
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"""BEST WEEKEND EVER!"" ~ The same stupid bitch on Facebook, at least twice a month..."
"I painted my computer black... in hopes it would run faster"
"Girlfriend: Did you fix the dishwasher? Me: Yup *girlfriend opens dishwasher revealing a monkey covered in bubbles, holding a scrub brush*"
"What does an unborn child say... ...while its parents are having sex? ""Oh yes, daddy!"""
"I don't hate bread I loaf it "
"I have accepted ""Jesus Christ!"" as my personal exclamation."
"What's the difference between light and hard? You can still fall asleep with the light on!"
"What's the difference between your job and a dead hooker? Your job still sucks"
"her: what's your sign? im a cancer me [never heard of astrology before]: im a aids"