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Joke of the Day
"I was going to book a holiday to Sweden But then I realised I couldn't af-fjord it"
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"I won't be satisfied until I have enough followers to form sects that fight about how to interpret My tweets until they kill each other."
"Divorce.... Is the fucking you get for the fucking you got!"
"Johnny threw a pack of cards at Jenny Jenny started crying but the teacher told her to deal with it"
"Here is an old joke my old man used to tell me There is a 4 year old, 6 year old, 8 year old, 10 year old, and me trying to catch a home run ball. Who gets the ball? Me because fuck them"
"Do you know why Bill Cosby likes Jam more than he likes Jelly? Because he can't jelly his dick in someone."
"Came home from work early and caught my inflatable girlfriend cheating on me with the beachball."
"An athiest, a redditor, and a narassist walked into a bar... He was immediately thrown out for being under 21"
"My girlfriend broke the news that she's pregnant I responded, ""Congrats, now you have something to remember me by."""
"Which space on a Battleship grid guarantees victory? I1"