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Joke of the Day

"TIL 3 out of 4 people make up 75% of the entire population. Title."

"What did Ava Braun say to Adolf Hitler? I love you so much, my head could explode!"

"Who is the biggest slut in the whole wide world? Mrs. pacman. For 25 cents that bitch would swallow balls til she died."

"What's the difference between having a boner and being cyberbullied? One is getting erect, and the other is getting e-wrecked."

"Yo mama is so fat... that when she goes to the movie theatre she sits next to everybody."

"Plans to make the new TV series, CSI Baton Rouge were scrapped yesterday. The producers discovered that nobody has any dental records and everybody has the same DNA!"

"What do you call a joke with no punch line?"

"Knock knock Who's there? An owl An owl who? That's my line!"

"The woman next to me on this rollercoaster won't stop screaming. Its like she's never seen a penis before."

"My ex-wife still misses me... but her aim is getting better!"