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Joke of the Day
"I'm at my most brilliant when the door says ""pull"" and I don't believe it."
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"Anytime I see someone with dreadlocks i yell CONGRATS ON HAVING A DIRTY HEAD FOR AN EXTENDED PERIOD OF TIME"
"toothbrush origin I suspect that the toothbrush was invented in the south,if it had been invented in the north, it would have been called a teethbrush"
"My wife found out I was cheating after she found the letters I was hiding. She got mad and said she's never playing Scrabble with me again."
"Did you hear about the cheese factory explosion in France? All that was left was da brie."
"Why did the bicycle fall over? It was two tired."
"Leonardo.... NoOscario"
"How many tickles does it take to tickle an octopus? Tentacles!"
"There's a silver lining for survivors of the Nepal earthquake... They felt the city breaking, And everybody was shaking, But they were stayin' alive. Stayin' alive."
"Lots of decisions will be made today... Because it's Choose day."